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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Kay it's Tuesday

Random Thoughts

~ Check the thoughts before they exit your mouth:

I recently had GSD and TJP over for dinner with MyLuc n' I and mentioned something that I had read on one of the many blogs I lurk in. GSD didn't take it very well and holy moses...did I ever feel like a heel. She said no worries but yep, wrong thing to tell a chronic worrier. *sigh*Plus I am happy for the guy. I mean we all need happiness right? And she has a new person in her life and has/had moved on. It's all good. Right?!?

On my way outta town TJP called to see what was going on and I said I was heading out of town. I then proceeded to tell her that she could "occupy Luc" if she was free. WTF!!! I didn't catch it for like 5 seconds until the driver of the vehicle I was in almost had to pull over because she was laughing so hard. Itsa really good thing that people know what I mean when I have trouth mubles like this.

~ Speaking of which:

I went to a SCA event in Sooke on the Island. It was awesome. I was awarded with an Award of Arms. Its an award for service. ie: constable (patrolling for trouble), gate (door, collecting entry fees), water bearing (bringing water to the men in armor). My SCA title is now - Lady Phoebe Baxter. Hoorah for me. Although on the award itself it was spelled Poebe Baxtep *sigh* I guess in Runes there is no R so the Baxtep is understandable but the Poebe - no way jose - there is totally an H - especially since in the award itself some words contain one.

Work is going okay. We're still short some staff members and an accountant and a HR person. I mentioned to the main lawyer that I needed to get an advance on this pay and he almost fainted on the spot. Not giving just the regular pay but extra. Goodness. Ifn he's worried about that he won't like that I want $400. *shrug* I wouldn't ask if I didn't need it. We'll see come payday.

Okay, funny for Tuesday:

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."

Thursday, September 22, 2005

I Wish You Enough!

Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom".

They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?".

"I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said. "When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask what that means?".

She began to smile. "That's a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone". She paused a moment and looked up as if trying to remember it in detail and she smiled even more. "When we said , 'I wish you enough', we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with just enough good things to sustain them".

Then turning toward me, she shared the following as if she were reciting it from memory.

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.

She then began to cry and walked away.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

TAKE TIME TO LIVE.....

To all my friends and loved ones, I WISH YOU ENOUGH *HUGE HUGS*

Friday, September 16, 2005

Yahoo another query about me....

Thank you so much GSD ....

1. Seven Things I Hate Doing or That Scare Me
- Vaccuuming
- Bathing the Cat(s)
- Being alone in the dark - the pitch black dark that you can't see anything atall
- Closed door meetings with the Letterhead Lawyers (the ones on the firm letterhead)
- Coworkers who say my name just because they like to
- Fighting with friends/family
- Masks - not the kind you buy but the kind people wear

2. Seven Things I Like
- Making new friends
- Corresponding with old friends
- Hugs
- Smiles
- Laughter
- Making others smile or laugh for doing something so silly I don't get it until later
- Babies (they smell so nice n' are so cuddly...for a short while at least)

3. Seven Important Things in My Room
- Bed n' bedding o'course
- Sarah
- Telephone
- MyLuc
- Fuzzy Blanket
- Candles
- That other stuff *blush*

4. Seven Random Facts About Me
- I took a bodyguard course in Prince George
- I was a companion to a little old lady in PG
- I talk to myself n' answer my own questions
- I try to do at least one good deed a day and if I have more I tend to glow
- Strangers have told me I have a good soul/great smile/my horoscope - just cuz
- I tend to make MyLuc's mom cry every time we're together
- I don't have contact atall with my father n' that's okay

5. Seven Things I Plan on Doing Before I Die
- Travel (outta North America)
- Marry
- Have my licence
- Get another tattoo or three *grin*
- Have a family reunion
- Deep Water Dive
- Make more friends

6. Seven Things I Can Do or Have Done.
- Have gotten a tattoo - a Phoenix for rebirth
- Have joined a marathon to complete 42.2km in under 7 hours Janury 16, 2006
- Can remember some martial arts from my bodyguard course
- Have given my heart to someone
- Can drive just not legally
- Can make other smile
- Have windsurfed although I spent more time in the water than on the board.

7. Seven Things I Cannot or Will Not Do
- I will not go back to my hometown any time soon
- I will not change my bad habits because others tell me to
- I will not enjoy watching horror movies
- I can not eat liver or saurcraut(sp)
- I can not keep my home 100% clean
- I will not be unhappy because there is a silver lining...somewhere

8. Seven Things I Say the Most
- Totally
- F**k a Duck
- Dontcha Know
- Have you met Luc? Especially when he's done something totally stupid
- What is my phone number?
- Like
- What do you mean I can't have a coffee

Okay now, some I just made up cuz I had no idea. Hope you had a good read tho'.

*HUGE HUGS*