Some quotes for the end of a Monday week:

When women are depressed they eat chocolate and go shopping. When men are depressed they invade another country ~ Elayne Boosler

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what a man can't ~ Rhonda Hansome

This is from a very wise little girl:

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted.


And cuz sometimes I think of others:

For my Linds at Glamazon: http://www.thepinupfiles.com/index2.html

For MyLuc: www.dilbert.com and his hero www.georgecarlin.com