Wake me up before you go go...

But please don't put your cold hand on my nice warm shoulder and say my name too loud...it's not my fault I hit your nose with my head...hard.

Pet Peeves

Just a few I promise:

Going to bed all warm n' snuggly with my fuzzy blanket and waking up to a cold ass/feet/hands/body as you try to "warm up" because you're cold. Start wearing pjs!

Having to contort my body into strange positions because you and the cats are taking up the whole freakin' bed. They are cats for freakin' sake and I don't want to wake them cuz then it opens a whole other can o' worms.

Walking into the kitchen after a shower only to step into coffee grounds that didn't make it into the garbage after your espresso.

Sitting on the skytrain a woman sits in front of me wearing too much perfume and I and the others sitting in that end of the train, open windows and head to the other end and the woman acts like that was her plan all along.

Getting to work and my clean desk is not so much. If you're going to use something, put it back. If you're going to eat all of something, refill it or let me know. Those Maynards cravings are hard to control.

*sigh*

It's Thursday, I woke up thinkin' it was Friday. I dawdled getting showered, getting dressed, getting out to work. I'm here, I'm bloggin', I have too much work to do and I am so unmotivated.

It's a day.