Quote of the day...you know when people really piss you off
"I got nothing against mankind. It's people I can't stand!" Archie Bunker
You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about you redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing
18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Monday, March 07, 2005
Quote of the day: If you don't pay your excorcist you get repossessed! Bwahahaha!
You know you've had a good weekend, restful, relaxed when you come into work on a Monday (which are notoriously horrid) to find a wall of paper, binders, sticky notes...surrounding your desk and you get a cup of coffee and just plow through.
Friday MyLuc and I had our friend Linds over. Myluc made burritos, we watched Ray! and I harassed Linds cuz we were both teary and I had to do something for the two of them gangning up on me through various parts of the movie. Linds and I worked on getting my comments going on my blog and o'course we had to take pics to send to Cryptic for the "bewbie" portion of his blog. All in all a very great evening.
Saturday Myluc and I went to his Grands 80th Bday party held at his Aunt and Uncles. There were approximately 30 people there. It was awesome. I had plans to leave that night to go to an XXX party with our friend Naughty. So this is how informing his family went.
Uncles in the basement playing pool and o'course me watching from the sidelines
Uncles - You're leaving early? Where ya going?
Me - Out to hang with a friend?
Uncles - Just hanging?
MyLuc from the sidelines = She's just being shy...she's going to a XXX party?
Uncles - Good for you guys. A little spice is always nice
Me - *blush* I'm going to get another beer....anyone need anything...
MyLuc's Dad - Where you going tonight?
Me - out with a friend
MyLuc's Dad - Cool..where?
Me - out
Myluc's Uncle - She's going to an XXX party to spice up her and your sons life
MyLuc's Dad - *guzzle* Need another beer
MyLuc's Mom - Where you going tonight?
Me - Honestly do you want to know being the mom of the guy I love and live with?
MyLuc's Mom - Totally!
Me - I'm going to an XXX party and may purchase some stuff
MyLuc's Mom - Hmmmm...nope didn't want to know that
Let's just say I was very very happy to leave the birthday party.
So I met up with Naughty and we were two of like 12 people attending this XXX party. I spent a little bit more than I thought on a variety of Kama Sutra stuff and some teasers and o'course a Glow in the Dark Bedroom game. It's a sheet that you put on your mattress and basically play Glow in the Dark Twister. It's ages 7 and up so I thought MyLuc would totally enjoy it. The look on his face though when I said we'd only be able to play with it at night on the bed....It's Glow in the Dark isn't it? Knowing him he though I was bringing home some other kinda Duck that glows ... in the dark. *shrug* oh well. It's totally gonna be fun and Naughty and I already place to have a party and well....play. We've got some friends that'll totally enjoy the game.
Sunday I went to see The Pacifier with my best Strongarm. We have a track record of picking movies that are cheesy. Like DareDevil. We laughed almost throughout especially the scene in the playground. As always we windowshopped and had lunch at the food fair. We did our norm with two or three loops around trying to figure out what tasted good from the smells. We finally decided on Chinese and o'course the same thing...orange chicken, mixed veggies and rice. It was okay not the best.
I was home by 4 and then BBQ chicken for myLuc and I with Sidekicks and salad.
We watched The Million Dollar Baby and there were awesome action party, sad weepy parts. I cried at the end. It was a really good movie.
That's about it until next time my friends.
*HUGE HUGS*
You know you've had a good weekend, restful, relaxed when you come into work on a Monday (which are notoriously horrid) to find a wall of paper, binders, sticky notes...surrounding your desk and you get a cup of coffee and just plow through.
Friday MyLuc and I had our friend Linds over. Myluc made burritos, we watched Ray! and I harassed Linds cuz we were both teary and I had to do something for the two of them gangning up on me through various parts of the movie. Linds and I worked on getting my comments going on my blog and o'course we had to take pics to send to Cryptic for the "bewbie" portion of his blog. All in all a very great evening.
Saturday Myluc and I went to his Grands 80th Bday party held at his Aunt and Uncles. There were approximately 30 people there. It was awesome. I had plans to leave that night to go to an XXX party with our friend Naughty. So this is how informing his family went.
Uncles in the basement playing pool and o'course me watching from the sidelines
Uncles - You're leaving early? Where ya going?
Me - Out to hang with a friend?
Uncles - Just hanging?
MyLuc from the sidelines = She's just being shy...she's going to a XXX party?
Uncles - Good for you guys. A little spice is always nice
Me - *blush* I'm going to get another beer....anyone need anything...
MyLuc's Dad - Where you going tonight?
Me - out with a friend
MyLuc's Dad - Cool..where?
Me - out
Myluc's Uncle - She's going to an XXX party to spice up her and your sons life
MyLuc's Dad - *guzzle* Need another beer
MyLuc's Mom - Where you going tonight?
Me - Honestly do you want to know being the mom of the guy I love and live with?
MyLuc's Mom - Totally!
Me - I'm going to an XXX party and may purchase some stuff
MyLuc's Mom - Hmmmm...nope didn't want to know that
Let's just say I was very very happy to leave the birthday party.
So I met up with Naughty and we were two of like 12 people attending this XXX party. I spent a little bit more than I thought on a variety of Kama Sutra stuff and some teasers and o'course a Glow in the Dark Bedroom game. It's a sheet that you put on your mattress and basically play Glow in the Dark Twister. It's ages 7 and up so I thought MyLuc would totally enjoy it. The look on his face though when I said we'd only be able to play with it at night on the bed....It's Glow in the Dark isn't it? Knowing him he though I was bringing home some other kinda Duck that glows ... in the dark. *shrug* oh well. It's totally gonna be fun and Naughty and I already place to have a party and well....play. We've got some friends that'll totally enjoy the game.
Sunday I went to see The Pacifier with my best Strongarm. We have a track record of picking movies that are cheesy. Like DareDevil. We laughed almost throughout especially the scene in the playground. As always we windowshopped and had lunch at the food fair. We did our norm with two or three loops around trying to figure out what tasted good from the smells. We finally decided on Chinese and o'course the same thing...orange chicken, mixed veggies and rice. It was okay not the best.
I was home by 4 and then BBQ chicken for myLuc and I with Sidekicks and salad.
We watched The Million Dollar Baby and there were awesome action party, sad weepy parts. I cried at the end. It was a really good movie.
That's about it until next time my friends.
*HUGE HUGS*
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Quote of the Day ~Laughter translates into any language~
How can you have a serious conversation on the bus or skytrain and not know that people around you are listening? *shrug* Beats the heck outta me.
Today I was doing my morning eavesdrop as I read my book (multi-tasking is a wonderful thing) and the couple in the seats next to me were talking about the party (?)they attended the night before. It turns out that their friend of a friend brought his new girlfriend and they proceeded to have drink after drink because he was nervous about introducing her to his friends she was just looking for the free alcohol...or so the couple thought.
It was a pretty funny thing but then I had someone want to share my seat. She turned to me and claimed to be a psychic and proceeded to tell me that "I know that you're not a cow but if you had brown eyes instead of green they'd show your patience and sense of humour." She got off at the next stop and let's just say that I was pondering....If I was a cow.....I wouldn't be riding the skytriain....my eyes are hazel ... could be more blue than green or vice versa and wait wait....stuff shows in my eyes....gotta be the sleep guck still stuck to my lashes....
It was a morning. Hope yours is a good one.
How can you have a serious conversation on the bus or skytrain and not know that people around you are listening? *shrug* Beats the heck outta me.
Today I was doing my morning eavesdrop as I read my book (multi-tasking is a wonderful thing) and the couple in the seats next to me were talking about the party (?)they attended the night before. It turns out that their friend of a friend brought his new girlfriend and they proceeded to have drink after drink because he was nervous about introducing her to his friends she was just looking for the free alcohol...or so the couple thought.
It was a pretty funny thing but then I had someone want to share my seat. She turned to me and claimed to be a psychic and proceeded to tell me that "I know that you're not a cow but if you had brown eyes instead of green they'd show your patience and sense of humour." She got off at the next stop and let's just say that I was pondering....If I was a cow.....I wouldn't be riding the skytriain....my eyes are hazel ... could be more blue than green or vice versa and wait wait....stuff shows in my eyes....gotta be the sleep guck still stuck to my lashes....
It was a morning. Hope yours is a good one.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
I found this song and they lyrics are beautiful.
I'm gonna try to find it and see if the music matches the poetry of the lyrics.
Artist: Ash
Album: Nu-Clear Sounds
Title: A Life Less Ordinary
i smoked myself into a haze in the afternoon
Enveloped heart and the air is cool
Put on your dress white goddess
And settle in as the weather folds
In the slow haze of the afternoon
Swaying hips made like a gun
Blackest slais and the most beautiful star
In the world
In the air
On my tongue
Before my eyes
Beyond the stars
Beneath the sun, so
(chorus)
Take me in your arms again
Lead me in my dreams again
So what is it worth?
I'll sell my soul
What is it worth?
Only you know
You were conceived to my heart came like a dream
To save me from my mortality
Put on your dress white goddess
And settle in as the weather folds
Our lives will be entwined even when i die
You'll see me through 'til the end of time
No earthly bride the most beautiful star
In the world
In the air
On my tongue
Before my eyes
Beyond the stars
Beneath the sun, so
(repeat chorus)
^^^^^^^^^^^instrumental^^^^^^^^^^^
(repeat chorus once)
Artist: Ash
Album: Nu-Clear Sounds
Title: A Life Less Ordinary
i smoked myself into a haze in the afternoon
Enveloped heart and the air is cool
Put on your dress white goddess
And settle in as the weather folds
In the slow haze of the afternoon
Swaying hips made like a gun
Blackest slais and the most beautiful star
In the world
In the air
On my tongue
Before my eyes
Beyond the stars
Beneath the sun, so
(chorus)
Take me in your arms again
Lead me in my dreams again
So what is it worth?
I'll sell my soul
What is it worth?
Only you know
You were conceived to my heart came like a dream
To save me from my mortality
Put on your dress white goddess
And settle in as the weather folds
Our lives will be entwined even when i die
You'll see me through 'til the end of time
No earthly bride the most beautiful star
In the world
In the air
On my tongue
Before my eyes
Beyond the stars
Beneath the sun, so
(repeat chorus)
^^^^^^^^^^^instrumental^^^^^^^^^^^
(repeat chorus once)
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
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Monday, February 07, 2005
Friday, February 04, 2005
TFGIF ~ That Freakin' God It's Friday!
Friday funny...
Friday funny...
I leave my good shoes at work so I don't carry them back and forth as I prefer to wear my sneakers. I walk much faster in them than in my dress shoes. Anyways. I got to work and took off my sneakers and was reaching under my desk for my black dress shoes with my feet. My lawyer started giving me work and then an hour later I got up from my desk. I'm walking down the hall and I stop. Something is weird. I look down and I have one flat dress shoe on with one that has a heel. And o'course I thought this was pretty stupid funny and I had to tell everyone....I'm a goober some days.
Update!
My dress for the lover's masquerade is completed. It has some problems but overall looks very sexy. My mask is also complete. I was quite angry with myself last night though because I made the mask in the style of a ying yang and I didn't take into consideration that the mask fits my face. That means that the ying yang kinda folds in half...sorta....it's hard to explain. Myluc said I should undo the sides of the ying yang so it didn't fold to my face but kinda stayed flat. It worked but then I had to cover the mask under the ying yang. And then I noticed that my eyeholes are totally out of whack. I cried. I was very upset for a few minutes. I wanted it to be perfect.
"It's not. I'm not. Deal with it. It's going to be dark. Noone is going to be totally criticizing everything...well not everyone...calm down." My mantra. It worked.
I'm back to being excited that I have a dress that I only had a little help with ... I finished most of it all by myself. I have a mask that I created all by myself with a little cosmetic help from Myluc. I have good friends coming over before the masquerade to chill with and to help me with my hair and makeup. I'm going to look good and it's going to show. No time for being a shy wall flower when I'm wearing a dress that's slit in a v below my bellybutton showing off the new bellybutton ring and o'course my new sexy bra and well...I'm going to look good, I'm going to feel good, I'm hanging with friends before and after and well..it's all gonna be good.
*HUGE HUGS*
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