I can totally believe that people will/may/have done these things.

THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Ahhhh! My glass eye!"
6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
12. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
13. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
14. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
15. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"


Now that you're all grossed out...let me tell you that I was googling for bodily functions for a quote of the day to go along with my smelly skytrain story but came across the above. It's not really me but some of them are pretty freakin' funny.

I got on the skytrain today and was seated behind an older gentleman. Half of the trip was my covering my nose and mouth with my hand straining the air that was entering my lungs because the gentleman seated in front of me was doing a very good impression of a "weeble wobble" toy. First his left butt cheek and then his right...rocking almost the entire way to downtown Vancouver. He had cleared a pretty impressive area around him and as this is the morning skytrain, which is always packed like a Japanese Subway....you get the picture.

I didn't want to move and give up my seat cuz I was pretty happy earlier on getting a seat but let me tell you, I should've exercised my legs cuz then I could've expanded my lungs fully.

I and about 20 other people on the skytrain exited at Burrard like bullets outta a gun. I swear we all got to the upper level, under the rainy sky and were like "halleluiah...we made it!"

That's my story for this rainy, gloomy Wednesday morning.

*HUGS*

For my friend whose is feeling lost and whose heart and mind are giving her the gears.

True To Your Heart

Baby I knew at once that you were meant for me

Deep in my soul I know that I'm your destiny

Though you're unsure, why fight the ride

Don't think so much, let your heart decide

Baby, I see your future and it's tied to mine

I look in your eyes and see you searching for a sign

But you'll never fall till you let go

Don't be so scared of what you don't know

True to your heart

You must be true to your heart

That's when the heavens will part

And baby, shower you with my love

Open your eyes, Your heart can tell you no lies

And when you're true to you heart

I know it's gonna lead you straight to me

Someone ya know is on your side, can set you free

I can do that for you if you believe in me

Why second guess what feels so right

Just trust your heart and you'll see the light

True to your heart

You must be true to your heart

That's when the heavens will part

And baby, shower you with my love

Open your eyes

Your heart can tell you no lies

And when you're true to you heart

I know it's gonna lead you straight to me

Your heart knows whats good for you

Let your heart show you the way

It'll see you through

Boy, my heart is driving me to where you are

You can take both hands off the wheel and still get far

Be swept away, enjoy the ride

You won't get lost with your heart to guide you

True to your heart

You must be true to your heart

That's when the heavens will part

And baby, shower you with my love

Open your eyes, Your heart can tell you no lies

And when you're true to you heart

I know it's gonna lead you straight to me

True to your heart

You must be true to your heart

That's when the heavens will part

And baby, shower you with my love

Open your eyes, Your heart can tell you no lies

And when you're true to you heart

I know it's gonna lead you straight to me

When things are getting crazy

And you don't know where to start

Keep on believin' baby

Just be true to your heart

When all the world around you

It seems to fall apart

Keep on believin' baby

Just be true to your heart

Quote of the day: The difficulty is not that great to die for a friend, the hard part is finding a friend worth dying for.

Too true.

I am a very lucky to person to have such an eclectic group of friends and to be a person that people consider to be a friend, best friend, soul friend or otherwise.

I am lucky to have a soul friend, you know...the one who if you were the opposite sex you'd be soul mates. My friend "T" and I agreed when we were in high school (I've known her since Grade 10) that if we weren't married before we were 30 we'd live together. She is now engaged to be married and the mother of a beautiful baby boy....and I o'course have found Myluc and we've been together almost 2 years. T and I have our problems, as most friends do of things that either go your (either of you) way or not and stories that make us laugh whenever we bring them up and o'course when you greet each other or leave each other you hug and kinda tear up just to be close to that person. She is the only person that makes me cry and laugh at the same time and can call no matter what time to chat about everything and nothing.

I have bests who I've known since I was a wee lass and bests that have recently come into my life.

I have friends who consider me their sounding board and secret keeper and those who just wish to hang out in the same room cuz I'm not demanding of their time and they can just "breathe".

That's my thing, if I feel someone is stressing I tell them to "breathe". It works too and its kinda my thing. Everyone needs to have a thing.

The point of this blurb is just to say that I am glad to have people who consider me their friend and to be their friend.

Quote of the day...you know when people really piss you off

"I got nothing against mankind. It's people I can't stand!" Archie Bunker

You know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about you redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing

18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

Quote of the day: If you don't pay your excorcist you get repossessed! Bwahahaha!

You know you've had a good weekend, restful, relaxed when you come into work on a Monday (which are notoriously horrid) to find a wall of paper, binders, sticky notes...surrounding your desk and you get a cup of coffee and just plow through.

Friday MyLuc and I had our friend Linds over. Myluc made burritos, we watched Ray! and I harassed Linds cuz we were both teary and I had to do something for the two of them gangning up on me through various parts of the movie. Linds and I worked on getting my comments going on my blog and o'course we had to take pics to send to Cryptic for the "bewbie" portion of his blog. All in all a very great evening.

Saturday Myluc and I went to his Grands 80th Bday party held at his Aunt and Uncles. There were approximately 30 people there. It was awesome. I had plans to leave that night to go to an XXX party with our friend Naughty. So this is how informing his family went.

Uncles in the basement playing pool and o'course me watching from the sidelines
Uncles - You're leaving early? Where ya going?
Me - Out to hang with a friend?
Uncles - Just hanging?
MyLuc from the sidelines = She's just being shy...she's going to a XXX party?
Uncles - Good for you guys. A little spice is always nice
Me - *blush* I'm going to get another beer....anyone need anything...

MyLuc's Dad - Where you going tonight?
Me - out with a friend
MyLuc's Dad - Cool..where?
Me - out
Myluc's Uncle - She's going to an XXX party to spice up her and your sons life
MyLuc's Dad - *guzzle* Need another beer

MyLuc's Mom - Where you going tonight?
Me - Honestly do you want to know being the mom of the guy I love and live with?
MyLuc's Mom - Totally!
Me - I'm going to an XXX party and may purchase some stuff
MyLuc's Mom - Hmmmm...nope didn't want to know that

Let's just say I was very very happy to leave the birthday party.

So I met up with Naughty and we were two of like 12 people attending this XXX party. I spent a little bit more than I thought on a variety of Kama Sutra stuff and some teasers and o'course a Glow in the Dark Bedroom game. It's a sheet that you put on your mattress and basically play Glow in the Dark Twister. It's ages 7 and up so I thought MyLuc would totally enjoy it. The look on his face though when I said we'd only be able to play with it at night on the bed....It's Glow in the Dark isn't it? Knowing him he though I was bringing home some other kinda Duck that glows ... in the dark. *shrug* oh well. It's totally gonna be fun and Naughty and I already place to have a party and well....play. We've got some friends that'll totally enjoy the game.

Sunday I went to see The Pacifier with my best Strongarm. We have a track record of picking movies that are cheesy. Like DareDevil. We laughed almost throughout especially the scene in the playground. As always we windowshopped and had lunch at the food fair. We did our norm with two or three loops around trying to figure out what tasted good from the smells. We finally decided on Chinese and o'course the same thing...orange chicken, mixed veggies and rice. It was okay not the best.

I was home by 4 and then BBQ chicken for myLuc and I with Sidekicks and salad.

We watched The Million Dollar Baby and there were awesome action party, sad weepy parts. I cried at the end. It was a really good movie.

That's about it until next time my friends.

*HUGE HUGS*

Quote of the Day ~Laughter translates into any language~

How can you have a serious conversation on the bus or skytrain and not know that people around you are listening? *shrug* Beats the heck outta me.

Today I was doing my morning eavesdrop as I read my book (multi-tasking is a wonderful thing) and the couple in the seats next to me were talking about the party (?)they attended the night before. It turns out that their friend of a friend brought his new girlfriend and they proceeded to have drink after drink because he was nervous about introducing her to his friends she was just looking for the free alcohol...or so the couple thought.

It was a pretty funny thing but then I had someone want to share my seat. She turned to me and claimed to be a psychic and proceeded to tell me that "I know that you're not a cow but if you had brown eyes instead of green they'd show your patience and sense of humour." She got off at the next stop and let's just say that I was pondering....If I was a cow.....I wouldn't be riding the skytriain....my eyes are hazel ... could be more blue than green or vice versa and wait wait....stuff shows in my eyes....gotta be the sleep guck still stuck to my lashes....

It was a morning. Hope yours is a good one.

I found this song and they lyrics are beautiful.

I'm gonna try to find it and see if the music matches the poetry of the lyrics.

Artist: Ash
Album: Nu-Clear Sounds
Title: A Life Less Ordinary


i smoked myself into a haze in the afternoon
Enveloped heart and the air is cool
Put on your dress white goddess
And settle in as the weather folds
In the slow haze of the afternoon
Swaying hips made like a gun
Blackest slais and the most beautiful star

In the world
In the air
On my tongue
Before my eyes
Beyond the stars
Beneath the sun, so

(chorus)
Take me in your arms again
Lead me in my dreams again
So what is it worth?
I'll sell my soul
What is it worth?
Only you know

You were conceived to my heart came like a dream
To save me from my mortality
Put on your dress white goddess
And settle in as the weather folds
Our lives will be entwined even when i die
You'll see me through 'til the end of time
No earthly bride the most beautiful star

In the world
In the air
On my tongue
Before my eyes
Beyond the stars
Beneath the sun, so

(repeat chorus)

^^^^^^^^^^^instrumental^^^^^^^^^^^

(repeat chorus once)